Archive for November 12th, 2008

America — Where all our Children are Above Average

For decades now, educators have been unable to understand that self-esteem is not instilled through grade-inflation and deluging children in exuberant praise for mediocre performance.  Well, the results are in:  our children, on the whole, suffer from delusional over-confidence, the consequences of which will no doubt make themselves known as time marches on.

Read about the study here.

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Holy Surrealism, Batman!

I suppose after life has persistently imitated art, the next stage is for all distinction between life and art to disappear entirely.

You may not believe this without the link, but the latest headline lawsuit is against Warner Brothers and the director of the latest incarnation of Batman movies.

It’s not a disgruntled actor, nor even PETA protesting the use of pejorative animal imagery in modern media.  No, it’s the mayor of the town of Batman, Turkey, who is suing the film makers not only for the use of his little city’s name without permission, but also for “emotional distress,” claiming that the town’s association with the superhero is the cause of a number of unsolved murders and a high rate of suicide.

I’d like to suggest Arnold Schwarzenegger to play the mayor in the next movie.

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Best Email of the Month Dept.

Lipstick in School

(I’d like to attribute this to the person who wrote it.  If anyone knows it’s origin, please leave a comment.)

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.  A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lip stick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.  She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.  She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the m irrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.  Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers … and then there are educators

 

Hat tip:  Dave Weinbaum

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